Monday, October 11, 2010

Top Six Things You Don't Want to Hear at Thanksgiving Dinner

6. Careful, the cat licked that

5. Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?

4. Mom, I think the stove is broken (inspiration for this post - we are currently cooking dinner at our neighbor's house)

3. The expiry date on the turkey was a few days ago...but I probably cooked out all the mold

2. The stuffing is gluten free!

1. There are so many calories in the dinner, I decided not to make dessert.

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