Friday, September 19, 2008

Top 6 Reasons to Contribute to a New Blog

6. It is Friday night and your 'editor' is at a hockey game.
5. Chess sucks. How is it fair in any way, shape or form that a computer can calculate every single possible move...okay. Chess sucks. Full stop.
4. You made plans to have breakfast this morning with a bunch of guys. The alarm woke you up at 8:40am, no guys in sight. Apparently they had all forgotten and you had breakfast with one other guy. At 12 o'clock, you fell asleep and proceeded to take a 2 hour nap. Now you aren't tired.
3. Your friend is going to make you drive home as soon as you close your computer.
2. The university sent the student leaders on a 'leadership retreat' this weekend. Besides all obvious positions, it turns out that flying by the seat of your pants in a lounge geared towards international students counts as leading students. Unfortunately, that is exactly what your girlfriend does.
1. Your philosophy major is coming to a close and you realize that, unless a movie star sees your blog contributions and asks you if you'd be willing to write a screenplay, you will be flat broke and career-less.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Good post buddy.

I didn't actually make the game since I couldn't find the arena. Come with me next time.